Anonymous: What are a few things you wish non-Australian people knew about Australia?

thequeenvevo:

bbc-breaks-hearts:

rockcandypassion:

I’ve been thinking about this ask for a while and here’s what I’ve come up with;

Australia is pronounced “uh-STRAY-lee-ah” rather than “AWW-stray-lee-ah”
Melbourne is pronounced “MEL-bin”, not “mel-BORN”
Brisbane is “BRIS-bin”, not “BRIS-bay-n”
Canberra is “CAN-brah”, not “can-BER-rah”

"Yeah nah" means no
"Nah yeah" means yes

"Fanny" means vagina, not butt

No-one under the age of 60 actually says “G’day mate”

Pies are full of meat

This is fairy bread and everyone should experience it’s magic at children’s birthday parties

These are thongs

These are biscuits

Male kangaroos obviously don’t have pouches because males DON’T HAVE BABIES

Kangaroos don’t just hang around people’s houses they’re wild anim- Oh wait this is my driveway;

THANK YOU

you people are a circus

thechicwiththecurls:

  • it’s okay for you to like skinny girls
  • it’s okay for you to like skinny girls with big boobs and a butt
  • it’s okay for you to like curvy girls
  • it’s okay for you to like heavier girls
  • it’s totally okay to like thighs or thigh gaps and big boobs or small boobs and big butts or little butts
  • what’s not okay is telling a woman that she isn’t beautiful or sexy because she doesn’t meet your personal body type preferences
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jimmered:

boys are so sensitive……if a guy told me he likes tall girls I wouldn’t get butthurt I would just be like ok I don’t care but when ur like man I love tall boys all these hobbits come out of nowhere to make sure u know how upset they are

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Meatball Sub on a Stick Ingredients: 1 lb lean ground turkey 1/2 cup whole wheat bread crumbs 1/2 cup grated Parmesan cheese 1 Tbsp dried Oregano 1 Tbsp dried Basil 1 Tbsp dried Parsley or 1/4 cup fresh chopped 1/2 tsp Crushed Red Pepper 2 cloves garlic, minced 1 can Pillsbury Original breadsticks 1 cup shredded mozzarella cheese 12 (10”-12”) wooden skewers Marinara sauce for dipping Instructions: Preheat oven to 375° Line 2 baking sheets with parchment paper. Set aside. In bowl combine ground turkey, bread crumbs, Parmesan cheese, Oregano, Basil, Parsley, red pepper flakes and garlic. Form into 1 inch meatballs. Open can of breadsticks and starting with one breadstick at a time thread dough then meatball. Repeat the process with 2 more meatballs alternating dough-meatball, ending with dough. Make sure to spread dough and meatballs away from each other by about 1/4”, so the meatballs bake through and the dough has room to expand. Bake for 20 minutes until the meatballs are cooked through. Remove from oven and sprinkle each skewer with 1-2 Tbsp of shredded mozzarella cheese. Place back in oven for 2-3 minutes until cheese is melted. Serve immediately with warm marinara sauce for dipping. 12 Servings Calories: 198 Fat: 7.7g Cholesterol: 35.3mg Sodium: 355.9mg  Carbs: 18.6g Fiber: 1.3g Sugar: 4.2g Protein: 14.4g

eaaatinq:

Meatball Sub on a Stick

Ingredients:
1 lb lean ground turkey
1/2 cup whole wheat bread crumbs
1/2 cup grated Parmesan cheese
1 Tbsp dried Oregano
1 Tbsp dried Basil
1 Tbsp dried Parsley or 1/4 cup fresh chopped
1/2 tsp Crushed Red Pepper
2 cloves garlic, minced
1 can Pillsbury Original breadsticks
1 cup shredded mozzarella cheese
12 (10”-12”) wooden skewers
Marinara sauce for dipping

Instructions:
Preheat oven to 375°
Line 2 baking sheets with parchment paper. Set aside.
In bowl combine ground turkey, bread crumbs, Parmesan cheese, Oregano, Basil, Parsley, red pepper flakes and garlic. Form into 1 inch meatballs.
Open can of breadsticks and starting with one breadstick at a time thread dough then meatball. Repeat the process with 2 more meatballs alternating dough-meatball, ending with dough. Make sure to spread dough and meatballs away from each other by about 1/4”, so the meatballs bake through and the dough has room to expand.
Bake for 20 minutes until the meatballs are cooked through. Remove from oven and sprinkle each skewer with 1-2 Tbsp of shredded mozzarella cheese. Place back in oven for 2-3 minutes until cheese is melted.
Serve immediately with warm marinara sauce for dipping.

12 Servings
Calories: 198
Fat: 7.7g
Cholesterol: 35.3mg
Sodium: 355.9mg
Carbs: 18.6g
Fiber: 1.3g
Sugar: 4.2g
Protein: 14.4g

tastefullyoffensive:

Yer a hazard, Harry! [ferribitch]

stuartsometimes:

I warned you

mcshannnon:

grapefruitfrog:

sanclrnan:

nachosinthetardis:

unquoted:

His tie OMG

IS THAT THE JANITOR FROM NED’S DECLASSIFIED?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?

That’s Dara Norris, voice of both Dad and Cosmo, and also the janitor from Ned’s Declassified, m’friend.

I love everything about this.

HE WAS THREE CHARACTERS THAT WERE MY CHILDHOOD. EXCUSE ME WHILE I CRY.

bootycaller:

who wants to give up on society and go live in a treehouse with me

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gang0fwolves:

when a bunch of your favorite artists release new music at the same time

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stilinskillme:

remember when Cosmo didn’t tell Mama Cosma he married Wanda so when he went to see her he told her he was out getting milk for the past 10,000 years

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iamcaradelevingne:

It’s @topshop time #ilovetopshop

iamcaradelevingne:

It’s @topshop time #ilovetopshop

dangerhamster:

safety-officer-barto:

marimoid:

omfg straight boys complaining about high waisted shorts and crop tops… have you SEEN a girl in high waisted shorts and crop tops?????? have u seen girls’ LEGS in high waisted shorts!???? have u seen a little peek of tummy in a crop top???????? what is WRONG WITH YOU

i think straight boys might be gay

of course they are, stick a drywipe marker pen within 5 yards of them see how long it takes them to draw a dick on something

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